Dull copy kills sales

 

Hola

If you run a business and want to make more money online with copywriting, I’ll show you how right here.

 

But before we start, let me clarify something important.

Don’t expect me to talk about things like these here:

  • “We help companies reach their goals with cutting-edge technology”.
  • “Partner with us to unlock your business potential”.
  • “We provide the tools you need to succeed in today’s market”.
  • “We’re committed to helping our clients achieve more”.

 

If you expect something like these, you won’t like my emails at all.

So you should stop reading here, and please don’t subscribe.

 

Boring…..

These are just boring.

Honestly, I find them almost insulting.

 

Nothing personal against them, but…

Imagine for a second that you have been hitting the gym lately

Have just got a killer haircut this morning.

have carefully pressed your shirt and trousers.

have polished your leather shoes to a shine and added a quick spritz of cologne before heading out to the restaurant…

Do you think putting your date to sleep with boring conversation is the right strategy to take her home after dinner?

 

Dull copy does this.

Dull copy puts your client to sleep and prevents you from bringing the sale home.

That’s a fact.

 

Yet, 99% of companies use dull copy like these on their websites and in their marketing messages, and millions and millions of sales are slaughtered every day because of it.

(Yes, all these lines of dull copy you just read are from real websites and are butchering real sales as we speak).

 

Anyone who knows what copywriting, sales, and dating are about understands one thing for sure…

Don’t be boring.

 

Good.

Here’s the deal.

 

Every day I write an email with a tip about sales and copywriting.

I talk about stuff like this:

  • The subtle sales trick that gets your clients chasing you instead of the other way around.
  • Why some sales techniques are useless if you don’t first grasp key psychological principles I talk about almost daily.
  • The easiest and most effective way to move a client toward a buying mindset.
  • Why a proposal should never aim to convince anyone of anything.
  • How to criticize your offer to a client, have them thank you for it, and still accept it.
  • The arrogant mistake almost every company makes in their copy (and how to avoid it).
  • …
 

You can sign up here:

 

 

—But… who are you?

I’m Batman.

 

—What do you say you do again?

I’ve just told you.

Oh, and texts for dating too… you will also see how to write persuasive messages to flirt. Lots of them.

 

—Wait… What do you want from me?

Nothing really. I just tell stories and get paid for it. I’m not here to convince you of anything.

 

Here are some of the latest emails I’ve sent to my subscribers:

  • A very useful Nazi principle
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  • If you do this, you’re gonna divorce
  • Game Changer Question to Ask on a Call or Meeting
  • How to use Your Ignorance to gain Authority
  • Negotiation tip from Ronald Reagan
  • How to keep a conversation flowing (tactic inside)
  • If you’re an introvert, this is for you
  • How to respond “That” question
  • Harvard is wrong
  • Question to know what your client wants
  • I criticize the Latin and Chinese ways of communication
  • This is the root of Attraction
  • One of the biggest lies in sales
  • Important email if you’re not satisfied
  • The negotiation I suffered the most
  • Steps to create a successful orgy
  • The hidden trait of top salespeople you don’t know…
  • The sales lesson a chubby dwarf taught me
  • The deadliest drug
  • Never send a follow-up email again without adding this…
  • I have a very embarrassing confession to make

 

Subscribing is free.

Unsubscribing is free too.

 

Raimon Sala Iron Fist

This picture is a mistake.

 

 

I mean, sure, I look good but I’m way less serious than I seem here.

The funny thing is, I actually asked the photographer for something warm and easygoing, something that shows my laid-back vibe. 

He seemed to understand me but, clearly, my message didn’t quite land.

Miscommunication like this is a regular thing for me where I live.

And it happens lots of times when selling…

Actually, in the first email my subscribers recive after signing up I share a story about a misunderstanding with a client I’m pretty sure it has happened to you and still don’t know why.

Last chance to sign up.

 

 

See you inside. Or not. Whatever feels right for you.

 

But remember…

 

A day you’re away, a tip fades away.

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